Last year Television X star Brooklyn Blue impressed X Factor producers with her vocal talents. When she turned up at Wembley Arena to sing in front of the four judges a wily security guard (also a Television X fan) reported her to his superiors. Sexually frustrated Simon Cowell refused to let a porn star on his stage.
Our Brooklyn soon realised that she didn’t need Simon’s help to win over the nation.
“The real men of Britain can handle me, even if Simon can’t” laughs Brooklyn
Thankfully Television X, the home of British adult entertainment, saved the day by offering her The Brooklyn Blue Sex Tour. The series that would take her from the sheets to the streets.
Within days Television X had received thousands of applications from eager men across the country gagging for a bit of Brookers. The lucky cities were Liverpool, Glasgow, Belfast, Cardiff and London.
Kicking off in Liverpool, Brooklyn soon realised Scousers were all talk and no trousers.
Glasgow had a small turn out but Scotland was about quality not quantity much to Brooklyn’s delight.
“When we got to Belfast all the guys seemed more interested in my feet than me” said Brooklyn “but then again I literally didn’t have a clue what any one was saying. How mental is that accent?”
It was in Cardiff Brooklyn finally met her match. 60 year old Newport native Mark showed her that an old dog really can learn new tricks.
Back in her home town Brooklyn was excited to find a group of Londoners who wanted to be tied up and told off!
Brooklyn Blue Sex Tour premieres at 10pm on Saturday 16th January on Television X – Sky 903, Virgin 970, Freeview 171 and online at www.televisionx.com