Moscow flooded by tourists after “FREE PUSSY” signs go up across the city. One local bar owner said”Tourists numbers have been up 200% since these signs went up” One local ESCORT told DAILY SPORT through an interpreter”This has ruined my … Continue reading
Posted in News | Leave a commentA short while ago our newsdesk was called by a very frighten woman asking “has Britain commenced AIRSTRIKES on the Ecuadorian Embassy?” We can now assure her and the rest of the Assange camp that these rumours are unfounded and … Continue reading
Posted in News | 1 CommentWe couldn’t resist putting this photo into today’s DAILY SPORT which was sent in by one of our Romanian readers for their local beer URSUS! This cheecky advert has put Romanian beers on the pub crawl map and far from … Continue reading
Posted in News | Leave a commentDAILY SPORT SPECIAL INVESTIGATION: We’ve been looking hard into the British economy and having done a 6 month survey have found out that of the 500 people we spoke to that 1 in every 3 households that took out a … Continue reading
Posted in News | Leave a commentA new craze is set to sweep across the nation’s pubs with the launch of BigD’s finger football competition in support of the Balls to Cancer charity. Punters can win themselves UK football tickets and a kilo of BigD … Continue reading
Posted in Celebs and Gossip, News | Leave a commentDAILY SPORT EXCLUSIVE: London’s transport chiefs are at a loss to know who’s behind a recent spate of dirty protests on bus shelters in the suburbs and why they are doing it. Just when we thought BROKEN BRITAIN couldn’t sink … Continue reading
Posted in News | Leave a commentOne of Ireland’s top universities University College Dublin has stopped students hearing a talk by world renowned MILF and pornstar Tanya Tate. Bosses have stepped in and stopped REDHOT Tanya star of numerous films and a TVX favourite from giving … Continue reading
Posted in Celebs and Gossip, News | Leave a commentHere is another great deal from the nation’s favourite DAILY SPORT to celebrate the launch of our Brand New & Exclusive DAILY SPORT HOODIES we’re doing an advance order special of just £20 post free, so what you waiting for … Continue reading
Posted in News | Leave a commentYou hear so many stories nowadays about HEALTH & SAFETY gone mad, but at least this one has a happy ending, as when this poor SPORT reader started to struggle these 2 rather hot lifeguards dived in to revive him … Continue reading
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