EATING BACON reduces the risk of HEART ATTACKS in PERVERTS world renowned expert says

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JAPANESE professor Gimme Cockamuchi who is a world renowned professor of cardiology speaking exclusively to your Daily Sport has gone out on a limb against all the DO GOODERS, Self Appointed Tossers and BAN THE BACON BRIGADE and said “After extensive research carried over a 10 year period, eating BACON reduces heart attacks in PERVERTS!”

Well who on earth would have guessed eating a bacon SARNIE is keeping the nations WANKERS alive.

Your Daily Sport contacted WHO for comment but they didn’t even have the courtesy to respond.

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PIGS in WANK-IT’s anyone?

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