Kinky GRIMSBY builder Freddy wondered what all the FUSS was about MUSIC LOLLIES so he got a few online and stuck it up his BACK PASSAGE and FARTED Jungle Bells throughout Christmas dinner.
Freddy told DAILY SPORT”I was fed up with the normal boring Christmas so thought I’d liven things up for me and the wife.”
Adding “After a few days of practice I could FART JUNGLE BELLS”
Mary Freddy’s other half said “At least he didn’t stink the house out FARTING like last Christmas”
Freddy also did a rendition of ‘Last Christmas You Gave me Your Fart’ down his local pub on BOXING DAY.
Has Freddy started a new crazy will FELLAS be serenading their partner this coming Valentines by FARTING love songs
Could Freddy be on to something? Maybe even an Arts Council or Lottery Grant to start the ROYAL FARTOMONIC, you know what the Do Gooders are like for funding a WEIRDO.