BRITAIN’S smallest mini BROTHEL shutdown by COUNCIL

Working girls are resorting to sex in Phone Boxes as rents saw for short term accommodation…

SCOTTISH Synchronised W**KING team BANNED from BGT

Well we all thought that the new season of BRITAIN’S GOT TALENT was all about diversity…

BRITAIN’S TIGHEST C**T! Has dog TOY surgically REMOVED from FANNY

Our CASH STRAPPED NHS is struggling to cope with a RISE in injured SKINT PERVERTS who…

HIT gameshow WINNERS wait 45 years to use STAR PRIZE speedboat

When Jean and Dave from Macclesfield WON hit ATV GAMESHOW in 1981 they never thought they’d…

OLYMPIC BOOS and the world’s AWKWARDEST PARADE!

You know the Olympics are back when the athletes haven’t even picked up a medal yet…

PORN INDUSTRY could go into MELTDOWN over new LAW

DAILY SPORT have seen secret documents showing our GOVERMENTS plan to make PORN more inclusive under…

SKINT Brummie granny BANNED from ETSY is unrepentant

A granny from Birmingham says “f**k the do gooders” after the Arty Crafty site ETSY banned…

COCK-NESS MONSTER discovered by SPORT READER

Just when some of us were starting to believe that the LOCK NESS MONSTER was merely…

DENMARK says HANDS OFF Greenland as TRUMP hints at TAKEOVER

This isn’t the first time a nation has built a wall to protect itself in recent…