DICK or TREAT! Weirdo’s Hi-Jack Halloween

As Halloween approaches West Midlands Police have warned residents to be careful after a spate of…

DIRTY Devon DUSTMAN filled my BIN!

A DIRTY Exeter dustman has been sacked for wanking on the job, the unnamed PERV was…

Blind Man Branded Peeping Tom “I Couldn’t Peek If I Tried!” Says Outraged Colin

A legally blind man from Croydon has been falsely accused of being a peeping Tom—despite the…

You’re Knickered!

Hold onto your hats, folks, because the streets just got a whole lot hotter, thanks to…

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Europe’s most VACCINATED man exposed

An Austrian man has been named as Europe’s most VACCINATED citizen after getting the COVID19 vaccine…

MASTURBATE BRITAIN bring motorway to a stand still

One of BRITAIN’S most prolific WANKERS Jonny Cummings has been arrested after an ENVIROMENTAL protest brought…

Government social distancing rules have BANNED swinging in lifts

Yes another one of our vital FREEDOMS has been eroded by DRACONIANS laws brought in under…

Charles Bronson – Bronson & Me out now

Daily Sport are pleased to be able to bring our readers a chapter from the new…

Police on the hunt for BUM-bling burglar after BARE ARSED robbery spree

Great Manchester police are on the HUNT for a BARE ARSED robber who was caught on…