Sport Reader Dave from Southend was on a recent family holiday in the STATES when he checked into his hotel he couldn’t believe his eyes with the in-room rules sign.
“Due to past events do not pleasure yourself in rooms! Management.”
Dave told DAILY SPORT “I know it’s a NO FRILLS hotel but not for one minute did I ever think is was a NO THRILLS hotel.”
Adding “If a lonely guy or girl can’t knock one out during a hotel stay, in the privacy of their own room, what has the world come to?”
Well BANNING WANKING is hardly very hospitable is it? Hotels will be charging extra if you want to SHAG your partner next! It’s hardly like they’ll be at it all night the saying is 40 WINKS not 40 WANKS!
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