Granny fuming after DOG ate her DILDOS

A 68yo grandmother from Hull has told Daily Sport of her dismay after her pet dog…

Squatters set up illegal KNOCKING SHOP in disused factory

After numerous ILLEGAL raves taking place up and down the country many in disused factories and…

Hookers have been FUR-Lowed since March says NUNS

NUNS [National Union for Naughty Services] say their members have been FUR-lowed since March due to…

Ugliest boy band ever BANNED from AGT release DEBUT ALBUM

BUNCH OF C*NTS a boy band from Kentucky who were DUBBED the ugliest band in the…

WINOS to get their own REALITY TV game show

New reality show to hit our TV screens in the autumn…. First there was ‘Bake Off’,…

Malaysia leading the way in Facemask advice after DICKMASK crisis

Malaysia is the first country to have to issue FACE MASK advice on how to wear…

98 PERV-GRIMS on PILGRIMAGE to UZBEKISTAN

As tourist HOTSPOTS re-open as LOCKDOWN gets eased Daily Sport has learned of a charter flight…

1,200 job losses as UK’s last knitted CONDOM factory CLOSES

With the economy in turmoil Daily Sport has learnt of yet another established business GOING DOWN…

Britain poised for return of PEEP SHOWS as adult industry goes social distanced

SATURDAY SPORT – WORLD EXCLUSIVE The ever popular PEEP SHOW once a familiar site in London’s…