Bikini babes turn up the jungle heat


I’m A Celeb babes Jessica-Jane Clement and Emily Scott got the boys in a lather when they had a jungle power shower together in skimpy bikinis.

As the busty duo prepared to go and cool off, Pat Sharp offered to help in a bid to feast his eyes on the girls’ assets.  “Do you want me to cycle for you.  It’s just an excuse to see you in the shower” he admitted.

Jessica-Jane told him that they were perfectly happy to cycle for each other in what she desribed as the jungle “power shower”.

“Jess, if you would let me you’ll make a happy man very old” said Pat. “I can get away with it because it doesn’t look that pervy when I do it.  They’re not going to look at me.  I’m an old bloke” he said to Dougie and Mark.

“You’re a good looking bloke who they used to look up to” laughed Mark. “No one ever looked up to Fun House.  Emily’s never been in my ball pond.”  “God loves a tryer, eh Fatima” joked Pat.

As the girls showered, Dougie, Pat and Mark washed in the nearby jungle pool.  “I heard someone say they need the kiss of life.  Oh I’ll just wait.  I’m only serious” shouted Pat.

Jessica-Jane later said: “Maybe he was being chivalrous but I don’t really know if that was the actual reason.”

The boys continued to shave and showered, the girls came to join them.  Mark showed off his diving skills as he plunged into the water.  He talked to Emily, confessing that she was his pin up when he was younger.

“I know Emily Scott.  I used to fancy you back in the day when I was young.  You used to do magazines right,  Zoo, FHM?  They were my perving years when I used to buy all those magazines when I was about 19,” said Mark.

Later in the Bush Telegraph he said: “She seems like a lovely girl.  She’s obviously a pretty girl.  There’s no denying that but today I was in the pond and I asked her surname and she said Scott and I was just no way.

“When I was about 18 she used to be one of my favourites.  It’s really weird for me.  She used to be on my wall.  Mmm.  Interesting.”

Later on the sofa Pat, Mark and Dougie chatted.  “Emily Mark?  What do you reckon eh?  Used to be your pin up?” asked Pat.

“I can’t believe that.  I can’t believe that’s her.  When you get out, Google her and see how got she used to be.  Like Carmen Electra hot.  She had exactly the same kind of look.

She looks good now pointed out Pat.  “Yes, she’s stunning but she was in a different league before.”


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