Kinky Catch-Ups

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Greetings and salutations. It has been a busy few weeks of awards ceremonies and parties so I am currently catching up with emails, social media and general internet browsing. Here are a few of the more interesting or weird things I have come across recently.

Did you see the individual that appeared to be pleasuring himself with a blow-up doll at the end of a slip road on the M1 last month? The fully naked man was spotted near junction 15a in Northampton with the footage being caught by a lorry drivers dash cam. It shows him standing behind the inflated effigy whilst balancing ‘her’ against the crash barrier for more support as he thrusts. Police were alerted but on attending the scene found that he had finished the deed and was nowhere to be seen. Now, I am not one for denying people their pleasures in life but maybe he should keep the dolly dating to the bedroom or at least a more secluded area than one of the busiest motorways in the country, but who am I to judge?

Next up was a little bit of goggleboxing, I am not one to watch a lot of TV but how could I miss the historic moment when the most well known Dr in the country, possibly the world, regenerated into a woman for the first time in the programmes 57 year span. Writer Stephen Moffit had stated back in 2014 that a female would at some point be at the helm of the Tardis if they found the right actress to play the titular Time Lord and this year it finally happened with Jodie Whittaker taking the title role. Considering that this is a character that, instead of dying, regenerates into another body, changing age, looks and even accent then why is it a stretch of the imagination that the Dr could also change gender, the Master did, after all, returning as the Mistress, which didn’t faze Peter Capaldi’s incarnation of the Dr, so why should this faze the viewing public?! She is certainly easier on the eye than Tom Baker.

Now for a little side note to my previous columns concentrating on the many upsides to regular copulation. Studies have found that increased sexual activity has been proven to improve the mental ability of older individuals. The volunteers took part in tests to measure brain functions such as attention span, recall, fluency, language use and visuospatial ability (space perception).
Those who were more active between the sheets scored higher in cognitive tests than those who had less of an active sex life. Another reason to keep the bump and grinding going into your dotage.

On a personal level, I feel a trip to Poland coming on to visit the Jacuzzi Club, Poland’s only lifestyle resort. Thanks to Secret 102 radio (which I told you about a few weeks ago) I discovered this little gem on twitter and it sounds like an amazing space with over 30 playrooms, bar, jacuzzi (as the name suggests), sauna, indoor and outdoor pools, and even a man-made beach. I think I will be booking a holiday to this swingers retreat soon. Check them out on twitter @ClubPoland

Apology to Secret 102 radio for the website link misprint. You can find them at http://secret102.com/

Make sure to get your club and party reviews coming in, tell the world which are the best and worst swinging and BDSM venues that you have attended. Maybe you have found a hidden gem or have been disappointed by a well-known location, either way, tell the rest of the community.

Right then party people, until next time – stay decadent!