EXCLUSIVE: Mum outraged at tit-age charge

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Mum’s in a posh suburb of London were left stunned last week when their favourite coffee shop Selim’s [Who claim to be London’s finest Albanian eatery] started charging a £2 a time fee for mum’s breast feeding on their premises.

25yo mum of one Jane, a busty blonde former glamour model said”I got my 38FF’s out to feed poor little Freddie and the geezeer came over and said if you want to drink your own in here there’s a £2 charge” Jane added”At first I thought it was bleedin’ wind up, you know for TV or something, but he insisted”

When DAILY SPORT contacted the coffee shop in question the manager who wanted to remain nameless said”Out rent and rates have just gone up and the way trade is we’ve got to make a living some how” When we challenged the charge he replied”Other restaurants charge corkage for drinking your own wine, this is no different”

Well mums of Britain next time you get ’em out for your hungry little one, make sure you have your wallet with you too.

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