WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Bosses at a GERMAN bank in Dusseldorf have taken team building to a whole new level and not with your usual CITY BOY escapades like assault courses, white water rafting or dssing ina wigwam for the weekend, OH NO our Kraut cousins have gone for CORPORATE BONDAGE rather than corporate bounding with the intoduction of staff S&M sessions.
Bank boss who only gave DAILY SPORT reporters his first name of HELMUT said” We’ve seen a real dip in productivity of late and I’m sure this will whip ’em into shape.”
Daily Sport asked Rupert a respected city analyst for his views on this to which he commented “Bloody marvellous we have to pay for this oursleves in the Square Mile”
