Hooker’s outrage at being asked to accept Oystercard

DAILY SPORT EXCLUSIVE:

Your favourite tabloid was contacted by a working girl who wanted to remain nameless after a prospective punter in a shabby part of the capital asked her did she accept Oystercards as he was bit skint.

To which the girl concerned told Daily Sport I sent him packing, because if I let one do it they’d all be bloody trying it on.

We all know that former London mayor and current Labour candidate trying to regain power Ken Livingstone wanted other businesses to be able to accept Oyster as a form of payment, but we don’t think this was really what he had in mind.

Daily Sport says – This brings a whole new meaning to having to “Touch In” and “Touch Out” at the start and finish of your ride!

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