This has to be one for funny story of the week I was in my local Boots the chemist yesterday only to over hear an elderly couple in the store –
Husband: Marjorie I forgot to get the Imodium!
Marjorie: That’s alright you’ve got your plasters!
I’m know medical practitioner but when the shit hits the fan so to speak you’re never going to stop it with a plaster, unless they have a new brand out called ELASTO-ARSE.
Our medical expert added”After 14 pints and a vindaloo I don’t think a plaster will get you out of trouble”