DAILY SPORT INVESTIGATION:
This craze or sport depending on how seriously you take it, has swept the country since the launch of Summer Box Office Smash “The Inbetweeners” Movie with fully clothed teenagers rubbing themselves on anything they can find.
Only this morning a bus diver in a well to do part of London called our offices to say he’d had 2 girls “Dry Humping” each other on his bus much to the disgust of some elderly ladies on board. The driver who wants to remain anonymous said “I like to have a HAPPY bus, but this is going a bit too far, upsetting my regulars”
As we uploaded this story a group of Uni students were calling for this to be made an Olympic Sport in time for London 2012.
For any of our older readers the urban diction definition of “Dry Humping” is – 2 people repeatedly moving up and down and back and forth on top of each other while fully clothed.
