Lap dancing to hit London Tubes

DAILY SPORT EXCLUSIVE:

New tubes signs appear to give the GREEN LIGHT to LAP DANCING on London Tubes.

When your DAILY SPORT approached TfL no one was available for comment. But passengers we spoke to seemed thrilled at the idea with city trader Rupert saying”Bloody marvellous about time TfL moved with the times”

Daily Sport says – First we have Boris Bikes sponsored by Barclay’s, how about TfL lap dancers sponsored by the DAILY SPORT?

 

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