Lost in translation

CoffinYour DAILY SPORT have been reading with interest the recent media coverage of the PHENOMENON sweeping CHINA of STRIPPERS at funerals and after doing our own investigation into this CRAZE we’ve uncovered the truth.

Last year a Chinese funeral decided to take on the IRISH approach of having a WAKE at the funeral but with the wonders of language barriers the whole thing got lost in TRANSLATION and the poor SODS in China thought they said “HAVE A WANK” which is why they went down their nearest STRIP CLUB and got a few of the hotties out of there to live up thefuneral proceedings.

So if the CRAZE takes off here too SPEARMINT RHINO might be the new rival to the Coop.

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