SPECIAL INVESTIGATION: With so many of us taking to the web in search of our perfect partner and with the imminent launch of Daily Sport Dating, we thought we’d guide you through the terminology the Daily Sport way with our very own Online Dating Dictionary:
ARTISTIC = Drama Queen
GIRLY = Thick as Sh*t
LIVES LIFE TO THE FULL = Alcoholic
I’M INTO WHIRLWIND ROMANCES = Urgently need to marry before deportation
CHALLENGING = High maintenance pain in the neck
HOMELY = Frump
LOYAL = Apprentice stalker
LIKES THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE = Gold digger.
GREAT PERSONALITY = Looks like the back end of a bus
40-ISH = Knocking on a bit and well past 40
ADVENTUROUS = Sleep with anyone
ATHLETIC = Flat chested AKA 2 fried eggs and as skinny as a rasher of streakey
AVERAGE LOOKING = For a very ugly person
BEAUTIFUL = Pathological liar
EMOTIONALLY SECURE = On medication
FREE SPIRIT = Crackhead
FRIENDSHIP FIRST = Retired slut
OLD FASHIONED = No Oral
OPEN-MINDED = Desperate
OUTGOING = Swinger
HUGGABLE = Has an arse that requires planning permission (Should have an orange diamond on it “Hazardous Waist”
LOOKING FOR MR/MRS RIGHT = Looking for a few quid
AFFECTIONATE = Horny
PASSIONATE = Nympho
YOUNG AT HEART = One foot in the grave
CHATTY = Verbal Diarrhea
FINANCIALLY SECURE = Goes to work
WANTS A SOUL MATE = Stalker
INDEPENDENT THINKER = Barking mad AKA Sandwich short of a picnic
Daily Sport says – At the end of the day we’re all looking for the same thing lads a nympho who owns a pub. Let us know when you find one and we’ll cover the wedding.