Working girls are resorting to sex in Phone Boxes as rents saw for short term accommodation thanks to online letting sites and GREEDY landlords wanting a CUT of the action.
One council in the South of England this week SHUTDOWN what is believed to be BRITAIN’S smallest MINI-BROTHEL after a CHEEKY working girl took over a PHONE BOX and kitted it out with a mattress to do business in, it is also probably the smallest SQUAT in Britain too.
CALL-BOX GIRLS
The unnamed council in LEAKED documents seen by DAILY SPORT cited non-payment of business rates and a noise nuisance as reasons for it’s closure.
BT are believed to have EVICTED and sealed a number of PHONE BOXES around the UK in recent weeks after adverts appeared online for the PUNTERS looking to SHAG in phone boxes.
MY PIPS HAVE GONE
A local resident in POSH Hampstead in London recently took so social media to complain about SHAGGING in their local phone box saying “As I passed the call box I saw 2 half naked people and one shouted “OOH MY PIPS HAVE GONE’ as they shot their LOAD accompanied by the pic of a couple with the guy getting his MANHOOD NOSHED OFF!
What next for BROKEN BRITAIN? At least one thing it’s the first time in years anything has WORKED in a PHONE BOX!
DAILY SPORT contacted the Local Government Association for comment but they declined.