Police discovered today the lifeless body of BRITAIN’s best loved ICE CREAM MAN the great Mr.Whippy at first they just thought he’d FLAKED OUT but he was pronunced DEAD at the scene.
He is said to have been found with a FLAKE up his bum, chocolate sprinkles on his DICK and strawberry sauce covering his PLUMS………
Police so far have refused to comment, but your DAILY SPORT Can reveal that he TOPPED HIMSELF.
#RIPMrWhippy