Council to ENFORCE strict no public W*NKING laws

A council in the North of England has started enforcement after spate of public WANKING with…

The do gooders are at it again Sport Readers! Please W*NK responsibly

Just when you though BIG BROTHER, Government and interfering liberals had poked their noses into our…

Government social distancing rules have BANNED swinging in lifts

Yes another one of our vital FREEDOMS has been eroded by DRACONIANS laws brought in under…

Could public MASTURBATION COVERS be the answer to making Social Distancing SEXY?

Daily Sport looks at the latest invention from the US ‘Public Masturbation Privacy Covers’ which have…

Bognor bracing itself for the resumption of SYNCHRONISED w*nking CUM Monday

With government COVID19 restrictions set to ease from next Monday [March 29] synchronized wanking clubs around…

W*nk for workers wants to give back to our communities

An off the wall COMMUNITY support project even by Daily Sport standards is gaining MOMENTUM after…

Is this LEAKED picture an insight into how SCHOOLS will look when they re-open?

Daily Sport has obtained a LEAKED photo which is claimed how SCHOOLS will have to operate…

SHAG-well couple NICKED for breaching SOCIAL DISTANCING

A young couple for SHADWELL in London’s East End have been NICKED and fined £10,000 pounds…

NoBonerVirus sufferers SCAMMED online by SPLINT-ER group

Our team have uncovered a SICKENING and VILE SCAM praying on the sick as men up…