Dangerous sex positions……..Danger Shagging in Progress

Chantelle 149Hello Everyone,

Welcome back to my column for another week of Flirty Fridays!!!
So this week I am letting you all know the most scientifically proven, dangerous sex position. I must admit it doesn’t put me or my partner off of doing it though lol.

And also the best ways to have sex while you kids are asleep. Yes sex does carry on, but it can be tricky and you don’t want them to wake up.

The most dangerous sex position revealed……

So research has recently been released that states women going on top is the most dangerous sex position for a man. Scientists have found that the position, dubbed “cowgirl”, is responsible for half of all penile fractures in the bedroom. In contrast, the traditional “man on top” is responsible for just 21 per cent.

Doctors and academics looked at patients attending three A&E units with suspected “penile fractures” over a 13 year period.
Half of them reported hearing a crack before experiencing pain, with some also suffering swelling.
Their average age was 34 and some of the men waited up to six hours before seeking medical help.

The research concluded: “Our study supports the fact that sexual intercourse with ‘woman on top’ is the potentially riskiest sexual position related to penile fracture.
“Our hypothesis is that when woman is on top she usually controls the movement with her entire body weight landing on the erect penis, not being able to interrupt it when the penis suffers a wrong way penetration, because the harm is usually minor in woman with no pain but major in the penis.
“On the contrary, when the man is controlling the movement, he has better chances of stopping the penetration energy in response to the pain related to the penis harm, minimizing it.”

Penile fracture is a relatively uncommon clinical condition that frequently causes fear and embarrassment for the man, hypothetically resulting in delayed search for medical assistance, which can lead to impairment of sexual and voiding functions.

So basically men and women be careful take to the “cowgirl” position with caution.

Sex after having children…….

As a new parent I know the joys of working out the best ways to have sex without waking my daughter up. Yes that’s right just because you have a baby doesn’t mean the sex stops. Far from it.

But sometimes it can be tricky so I have worked out all the best ways for you so you and your partner can continue a happy healthy sex life.

Here are the best sex tips to get up to once your children have gone to bed –

1. Make love face to face, kiss when you are tempted to shout. This will definitely increase the connection between you and your partner.

2. Practice new ways to communicate in bed, instead of moaning, use words.

3. If you want to moan, bite something, a pillow, your partner ;) hey you might even find that could be your new “thing” your into.

4. Try a standing position or switch up where you are having sex in your room. Try a more stable chair or toss a comforter on the floor.

5. Running water has an amazing ability to drown out sound and even if the kids do happen to wake up for a moment they will only hear the water running.

6. Try putting on some music, leaving the television on or simply creating some form of white noise. These sounds will make it harder to hear the sounds you are making.

7. A surprisingly quiet position is 69. Not only do both of you get to enjoy receiving stimulation from the other partner, but both people have their mouths too occupied to be too loud. It’s a win-win for everyone.

8. Spooning position or where the woman is lying flat on her stomach while the man penetrates her deeply from the rear. Other positions can work too, you just want to avoid making your movements too drastic, which will cause the bed to shake, thump and squeak more.

9. Extend your breath to slow down. The benefits can include more intense and multiple orgasms as well as a quieter ride.

10. Embrace the challenge. Tease, titillate and pull out all the stops to drive your lover wild and watch him struggle to control his moans and groans.


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