HOTSHOTS in action today at TOWCESTER

*** Sussex Cyclone – 5.24 Towcester ** Crafty Alejandro – 4.47 Towcester * Frankton Ivy –…

BRITAIN’S TIGHEST C**T! Has dog TOY surgically REMOVED from FANNY

Our CASH STRAPPED NHS is struggling to cope with a RISE in injured SKINT PERVERTS who…

CASH STRAPPED & KINKY! How innovative PERVS are making ends meet

SPORT EXCLUISVE: Today we look at how CASH STRAPPED BRITS are innovating to keep up their…

Has Mr Whippy gone all KINKY? As ICE CREAM MAN launches VIAGRA ice cream

With summer on the way and the ice cream weather ice cream man Mario Fukerelli from…

SEXCASE Builder Says Sex Is The BOLLARDS

Just when you thought our Great British construction industry could sink any lower along comes PERVERTED…

Put a spring in your step with some hot shower sex

Sunshine and snow with bitter cold winds has been a rather unusual weather combination this week;…

Sport Reader says DYSON burnt my DICK!

A fool hardy Sport Reader nearly BURNT his MANHOOD off after trying to use a ‘DYSON’…

PERVS flock to M&S for DUMBLEDORE dildo

Pride and joy of the BRITISH high street M&S have hit a winner with there latest…

Archaeologists have unearthed one of the rarest dinosaurs ever the PENIS-saurus

A group of ARCHAEOLOGISTS working a secret site in PERU have discovered what they believe to…