DAILY SPORT SPECIAL INVESTIGATION:
We’ve been looking hard into the British economy and having done a 6 month survey have found out that of the 500 people we spoke to that 1 in every 3 households that took out a home improvement loan spent the CASH on BOOB IMPLANTS! No wonder the banking system has been going TITS UP with all the cash being spend on the missus’s new boobs.
Daily Sport says – So while our trusted tradesmen up and down the land have been calling for more money to be lent to homeowners, it would appear that they’ve been pinning their future on FALSE hopes.