DAILY SPORT – Health Service Special:
Our office over the last week has been in up dated with doctors and other health care professionals calling to express their concerns at how our CASH STRAPPED NHS will cope with an anticipated influx of S&M related injuries following the recent launch of E.L.James erotic novel ’50 Shades of Grey’ in which the characters engage in BDSM.
One doctor we spoke to said”We’re bracing ourselves for the worst” and added”My manager said our A&E should be re-named S&M”
DAILY SPORT warns all our loyal readers to be careful when getting into the BDSM scene and says in unsure “DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME”