Your Daily Sport reports on the latest CRAZY sweeping the UK……
First our SCANDINAVIAN friends brought us Nordic walking aka some TWAT walking down the street using 2 SKI-POLES, now they’ve done it again with the latest TREND to hit the UK, NOR-DICK WANKING.
This is a far cry from the VIKING invasions of yester year, but evidently JERKING OFF using 2 SKI POLES of differing lengths is all the RAGE with the middle classes right now.
People have event taken to social media with one cheeky chappie Danny from London posting on X “If you need 2 sticks to keep it up give up mate”
Maybe everyone has missed the point and this is the ancient Viking equivalent of impotency aids, brings a whole new meaning to keep me uppies!
Have any of our Sport Readers or their friends joined the crazy? If so let us know…..