Council to ENFORCE strict no public W*NKING laws

A council in the North of England has started enforcement after spate of public WANKING with…

PENIS-oton online group W*NKING sessions are the new PERVY fitness craze

First we had the online SPINNING CLASSES or using an exercise bike in your front room…

Could public MASTURBATION COVERS be the answer to making Social Distancing SEXY?

Daily Sport looks at the latest invention from the US ‘Public Masturbation Privacy Covers’ which have…

Bognor bracing itself for the resumption of SYNCHRONISED w*nking CUM Monday

With government COVID19 restrictions set to ease from next Monday [March 29] synchronized wanking clubs around…

THAI aquatic centre BANS PERV BRIT after he CAME over a DOLPHIN

An AQUATIC centre in THAILAND has had to ban a BRITISH tourist and ERECT signs stating…

Wirral W*NKING champion says I’m ready to make a SPLASH in 2021 despite TISSUE shortages across the North West

5 times WIRRAL wanking champion Terry Tugger speaking EXCLUSIVELY to Daily Sport says “I’m ready to…

Pub goer who had a drug fuelled W**K nicked for not Social Distancing

A PUB customer in the North of England who had a DRUG FUELLED masturbation session in…

Could WANKING be the next Olympic Sport?

Well it could be by 2024 if BAVARIAN Wilhelm Whigler has his way! Whigler know to…

Weekend Wanking Tips

Hey everyone, This week is for all my lady readers. This week I am talking about…