HAND-LE JOB Kinky Pervs Will Use Anything To Get Off

A recent AMAZON Bestseller meant to be a walking aid for the infirm has ended up…

Kinky PERV NICKED after false teeth find

EXCLUSIVE: A currently unnamed 78yo SEXCASE from Milton Keynes has been NICKED and is awaiting trail…

BRITAIN’S TIGHEST C**T! Has dog TOY surgically REMOVED from FANNY

Our CASH STRAPPED NHS is struggling to cope with a RISE in injured SKINT PERVERTS who…

SKINT Brummie granny BANNED from ETSY is unrepentant

A granny from Birmingham says “f**k the do gooders” after the Arty Crafty site ETSY banned…

COCK-NESS MONSTER discovered by SPORT READER

Just when some of us were starting to believe that the LOCK NESS MONSTER was merely…

SCANDAL hit BBC loses out to DAILY SPORT in trusted media poll

After the recent SCANDALS with the BBC and them climbing down and APOLOGISING to President TRUMP…

PUNTER sues HOOKER over defamatory remark

Talk about the world has gone mad! But this week a punter whose name has been…

Heatwave Hell Hits Home

SIZZLING BRITAIN MELTS INTO CHAOS AS TEMP HITS 34.7°C — PANTS OPTIONAL Brits across the nation…

The Great Cover Up!

Posh town of Alton is in uproar as one housewife is stripping down the barriers of…