The Great Cover Up!

Posh town of Alton is in uproar as one housewife is stripping down the barriers of…

WORLD EXCLUSIVE – KINKY Skegness CHIPPY serving BATTERED C*CK ‘n’ CHIPS

A Skegness CHIPPY has gone VIRAL after cooking up a great new marketing plan the HAPPY…

JAB turned me into a TORY says life long Labour ACTIVIST Lenin Scargill

Following on from Labours MASSIVE defeat in the Hartlepool bi-election DAILY SPORT can EXCLUSIVELY reveal that…

Bognor bracing itself for the resumption of SYNCHRONISED w*nking CUM Monday

With government COVID19 restrictions set to ease from next Monday [March 29] synchronized wanking clubs around…

Chicken GOOLIES are more WTF than KFC says BOLTON binman

Diners SHOCK after purchasing CHICKEN STRIPS from a Bolton CHIP SHOP only to discover then were…

Beauty QUEEN furious after VIRUS KO’s her chance to retain the prestigious Miss Sellafield crown

A CUMBRIAN beauty queen has been left furious after COVID put the KIBOSH in this years…

W*nk for workers wants to give back to our communities

An off the wall COMMUNITY support project even by Daily Sport standards is gaining MOMENTUM after…

Police on the hunt for BUM-bling burglar after BARE ARSED robbery spree

Great Manchester police are on the HUNT for a BARE ARSED robber who was caught on…

JAB leaves girlfriend DEFLATED and Sport Reader DEPRESSED

An avid DAILY Sport reader Jez from Sussex has been left with severe DEPRESSION after his…