Our CASH STRAPPED NHS is struggling to cope with a RISE in injured SKINT PERVERTS who…
Author: Dougie McDermott
SKINT Brummie granny BANNED from ETSY is unrepentant
A granny from Birmingham says “f**k the do gooders” after the Arty Crafty site ETSY banned…
COCK-NESS MONSTER discovered by SPORT READER
Just when some of us were starting to believe that the LOCK NESS MONSTER was merely…
COP a load of this, Government to BAN plastic SEX DOLLS
Daily Sport has learned that our great leaders on a jolly in BRAZIL this week at…
DICK or TREAT! Weirdo’s Hi-Jack Halloween
As Halloween approaches West Midlands Police have warned residents to be careful after a spate of…
SKINT PERVS like taking it UP the MIDDLE AISLE
Kinky cash strapped BRITS are taking advantage of ALDI’s middle aisle offers buy bulk buying NOBBLEY…
PUNTER sues HOOKER over defamatory remark
Talk about the world has gone mad! But this week a punter whose name has been…
DIRTY Devon DUSTMAN filled my BIN!
A DIRTY Exeter dustman has been sacked for wanking on the job, the unnamed PERV was…
KINKY seagull NICKED my bra
First they NICKED our Fish ‘n’ Chip now the cheeky F**KERS are stealing women’s underwear as…