SKINT Brummie granny BANNED from ETSY is unrepentant

A granny from Birmingham says “f**k the do gooders” after the Arty Crafty site ETSY banned…

COCK-NESS MONSTER discovered by SPORT READER

Just when some of us were starting to believe that the LOCK NESS MONSTER was merely…

DENMARK says HANDS OFF Greenland as TRUMP hints at TAKEOVER

This isn’t the first time a nation has built a wall to protect itself in recent…

I stuck a MUSICAL LOLLY up my BUM and FARTED jungle bells throughout Christmas Lunch

Kinky GRIMSBY builder Freddy wondered what all the FUSS was about MUSIC LOLLIES so he got…

SCANDAL hit BBC loses out to DAILY SPORT in trusted media poll

After the recent SCANDALS with the BBC and them climbing down and APOLOGISING to President TRUMP…

COP a load of this, Government to BAN plastic SEX DOLLS

Daily Sport has learned that our great leaders on a jolly in BRAZIL this week at…

DICK or TREAT! Weirdo’s Hi-Jack Halloween

As Halloween approaches West Midlands Police have warned residents to be careful after a spate of…

SKINT PERVS like taking it UP the MIDDLE AISLE

Kinky cash strapped BRITS are taking advantage of ALDI’s middle aisle offers buy bulk buying NOBBLEY…

YANKS ban W*NKS

Sport Reader Dave from Southend was on a recent family holiday in the STATES when he…