Guys left LIMP after catching NoBonerVirus

Just when everyone thought that the NHS was already under too much pressure Daily Sport can EXCLUSIVELY reveal the ALARMING spread of a new VIRUS hitting men where it HURTS and that is NoBonerVirus which leaves SUFFERERS with a LIMP manhood.

Since the beginning of the new year Daily Sport has found that there have been over 6,000 cases across the UK so far and that if not stopped the country could end up in COCKDOWN.

The virus was first discovered in Suffolk but has since SWEPT across the UK leaving the nation pretty FLAT.

One VICTIM we spoke to Sidney said “One minute I was rock hard and BANGING away and the next minute I was limper than an 8 week old lettuce.”

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