Storm DICK is CUMMING and ready to make a SPLASH over Essex

With August weather being some of the worst in a generation Daily Sport have learned of another major storm about to make a SPLASH over Essex and that is storm DICK which is CUMMING in from the west.

Storm DICK named after its MANHOOD shaped satellite picture is ready to FLOOD towns and villages across the east English county, over the CUMMING days and is being DUBBED the BUKKAKE of all storms by weather experts.

Daily Sport contacted the MET office but they declined to comment on the ongoing weather situation caused by DICK.

In the USA ‘Storm Chasers’ have been taking to social media with posts such as “We need some DICK” and “Dick is CUMMING”.

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