WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Supermarket caught passing PUSSY off as turkey

With all the recent bad publicity surrounding supermarkets and food manufacturers passing HORSE off as beef and even takeaways being exposed for selling us CAT and DOG, one would have been forgiven for thinking that food industry would be trying to clean up their act but your DAILY SPORT the champion of consumer rights can EXCLUSIVELY reveal with SHOCKING pictures to prove our claims that one major supermarket has been caught trying to PASS-OFF PUSSY as turkey crown.

With Easter now upon us, families the length and breadth of our once great nation will want to push the boat out on EASTER SUNDAY and have a nice bit of free range turkey but as our picture shows you could end up eating FREE RANGE C**T.

Both the supermarket chain concerned and the Food Standards Agency declined to comment when approached by DAILY SPORT investigators who made the SHOCKING discovery in a PORTS-MUFF supermarket.

One shopper we spoke to said “What do you expect shopkeepers have been taking us all for c**ts for years.”

As DAILY SPORT SUNDAY went to press we were getting reports that lesbians around the country had been stock piling the PUSSY CROWNS before DEFRA banned them.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *