Top shagger, loves to deliver a big package

6 In a twist that’s got the town talking and eyebrows raising, Jeff, a seemingly ordinary…

Anyone for a night out on the PISS?

2 This is soon to become a reality after a new GERMAN owned pub chain looks…

The DRUGS really don’t WORK for EMU

2 Daily Sport has obtained an EXCLUSIVE photo of the world famous TV entertainer who since…

Could public MASTURBATION COVERS be the answer to making Social Distancing SEXY?

8 Daily Sport looks at the latest invention from the US ‘Public Masturbation Privacy Covers’ which…

Is this LEAKED picture an insight into how SCHOOLS will look when they re-open?

1 Daily Sport has obtained a LEAKED photo which is claimed how SCHOOLS will have to…

JAB leaves girlfriend DEFLATED and Sport Reader DEPRESSED

1 An avid DAILY Sport reader Jez from Sussex has been left with severe DEPRESSION after…

Wales might be closed but at least the FISTING ROOMS are still open

2 As WALES locked the doors and the non-essential SHOPS for 17 days pus BANNED supermarkets…

Undercover GUARD DOGS deployed at WELSH border as new LOCKDOWN gets underway

1 Daily Sport can EXCLUSIVELY reveal that the devolved WELSH government have deployed KILLER ATTACK dogs…

SANTA SACKED after ban on households MIXING indoors

2 Father Christmas becomes another victim of this governments STUPID new lockdown rules banning people from…