Dutch farmer launches Red Hot WILLY Peppers as the SEXY festive vegetable

3 A farmer in the home of all things Agricultural and PORN related HOLLAND has launched…

Shops SELL OUT of GIMP MASKS as face masks become compulsory

3 Daily Sport has learned that SEX SHOPS up and down the country have SOLD OUT…

Supermarket in HOT WATER after P*ss Flaps offer

67 A supermarket chain has been landed in HOT WATER after a cheeky employee advertised a…

Anus beef sausages to hit supermarket shelves, my arse!

1 Daily Sport have learned of a new cattle breed ANUS BEEF after an Australian supermarket…

Sport Reader NICKED for wearing Mask & Gloves to LIDL

3 DAILY SPORT – World Exclusive When following the GOVERNMENTS advice to the letter isn’t always…

Sheep dip to be deployed at Supermarkets to end Social Distancing

4 DAILY SPORT WORLD EXCLUSIVE Daily Sport has learned that health chiefs on the advise of…

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Supermarket caught passing PUSSY off as turkey

10 With all the recent bad publicity surrounding supermarkets and food manufacturers passing HORSE off as…

Supermarket causes outrage

3 One leading supermarket has caused outrage with a sign on one of their fridges saying…

Burger-itis sweeps Britain

2 GP’s and the NHS are bracing themsleves for a Burger-itis epidemic following the recent scandal…