Bake Off BANNED my VAG

One of Britain’s most renowned amateur BAKERS ahs been banned from TV’s hit show Great British Bake Off after making a VAG giving birth celebration cake for a BABY SHOWER.

Former model Gemma Matthews 30yo from Canning Town [London] told Daily Sport “I cannot believe it I make a work of art and these TOSSERS ban me, I suppose they’d rather have the local Girl Guide making cup cakes than a true ARTIST on there.”

We contacted the makes of the show and broadcaster Channel 4 but neither returned our calls or emails.

So Sport Readers if you are looking for something a little different next time you want a CELEBRATION cake making Gemma Matthews is your girl.

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