DAILY SPORT have learned of the PLIGHT of the NIGERIAN space probe stranded on the moon after running out of PETROL after our news desk received an email from one of the ASTRONAUTS trying to raise the £3 MILLION pounds to get fuel for the flight back to Lagos.
ASTRONAUT Prince George sent our picture desk a photo of him THUMBING A LIFT with his PETROL CAN trying to alter any other passing SPACESHIPS to their problem.
Prince George told DAILY SPORT News Desk “We left Lagos in early March and landed on the MOON but have since ran out of PETROL and cannot fly back without the domination”
DAILY SPORT did reply asking if we can SPONSOR their spacecraft and get the whole ship WRAPPED in DAILY SPORT BABES but so far the Nigerian Space Agency and Prince George haven’t replied.
DAILY SPORT boss Grant Miller said “We JUMPED at the chance to sponsor something WHACKY like a spaceship, well if it’s good enough for Richard Branson why not DAILY SPORT?”