A farmer in the home of all things Agricultural and PORN related HOLLAND has launched a new variety of PEPPERS or CAPSI-CUMS as they are better known called ‘Red Hot Willy’ peppers as they have a small cock ‘n’ balls inside when they are cut open.
Grower Hans Van Der Dick told Daily Sport “I wanted to make peppers SEXY again so bread these new X-Rated variety, which have been a hit across HOLLAND and will launch in the UK before Christmas.”
When asked which SUPERMARKETS were to sell the peppers he declined to divulge their name at this time due to contractual obligations.
Well Sport readers Christmas is definitely CUMMING and even the veg is getting in on the act.