DAILY SPORT EXCLUSIVE
Daily Sport has learned that central government has instructed all local authorities to remove all BENCHES from Cities, Towns and Parks up and down our great country and replace them with these new GERMAN-MADE Social Distancing benches.
The bench was the brainchild of NAZI engineer Helmut Schnorrer 1945 who said the benches would eliminate FRAYERNIZATION but they were mothballed once the ALLIES defeated the GERMANS.
Now Boris Hitler owner of HITLER IRON WORKS who claims to be no relation to the NAZI leader of the same name has relaunched them to help combat COVID-19.
Hitler [Boris] told DAILY SPORT “We have ways of making you distance in Germany.”
Now the UK government has placed an order for 25 million of these benches with HITLER IRON WORKS in Dusselldorf at a cost of €200 each plus fitting.
At a time like this surely hard pressed TAXPAYER cash could be better spent? Than on these NAZI SEGREGATION BENCHES as they’ve been dubbed by one anti-EU campainger.