Government social distancing rules have BANNED swinging in lifts

Yes another one of our vital FREEDOMS has been eroded by DRACONIANS laws brought in under…

Could public MASTURBATION COVERS be the answer to making Social Distancing SEXY?

Daily Sport looks at the latest invention from the US ‘Public Masturbation Privacy Covers’ which have…

Northampton pensioner NICKED for breaking LOCKDOWN restrictions after SEX ‘n’ DRUGS spree

A 64yo Northampton woman who has not been named has been NICKED after going on a…

Pub goer who had a drug fuelled W**K nicked for not Social Distancing

A PUB customer in the North of England who had a DRUG FUELLED masturbation session in…

WHO-d have though GLORY HOLES can prevent VIRUS spread?

A Canadian CDC [Centre for Disease Control] commissioned study by leading ACADEMICS in the country out…

Keeping your PUBIC area safe during Social Distancing

As SUPER SATURDAY [July 4] meant easing of LOCKDOWN in England one parish council has taken…

Britain poised for return of PEEP SHOWS as adult industry goes social distanced

SATURDAY SPORT – WORLD EXCLUSIVE The ever popular PEEP SHOW once a familiar site in London’s…

TASERS deployed in primary schools to enforce SOCIAL DISTANCING

Daily Sport can EXCLUSIVELY reveal on the second day SCHOOLS in England re-opened that some PRIMARY…

CRACK DEN Closed for not obeying social distancing

Has the world really gone F**KING mad Sport Readers? Today we hear that a police force…