DAILY SPORT EXCLUSIVE
Following a MASS 2,000 participant ORGY in the Belgium capital on Sunday [March 22] Belgium health minister Maggie de Block has imposed a limit of 3 people participating in SEXUAL acts at any one time in a bid to limit the spread of the deadly CORONA VIRUS.
The COCK-DOWN bill as it is being dubbed passed through the Belgian parliament today without opposition. It is aimed at BANNING all but essential SEXUAL ACTIVITY.
The authorities have move SWIFTLY to protect the citys image as the ‘GROUP SEX’ capital of Europe after the COVID-19 pandemic spread quicker than a HOOKERS LEGS across the globe, as our photo shows TROOPS ahve even been deployed in a BID to curb sexual activity.
MADS HAARDICK general secretary of the Union de Nationale le Orgy told DAILY SPORT in an EXCLUSIVE interview “We voted her in as a LIBERAL and she’s turned into a DICK-TATOR” he added “First we had the UK with BREXIT now in Belgium we have SEXIT.”