Daily Sport has learned of a PRIVATE VIRUS test centre which has sprung up in a disused pub car pack in Accrington, but instead of an ORAL swab they are using an ANAL SWAB as our EXCLUSIVE picture shows the TEST CENTRE signage which reads ‘Covid Testing In The Rear”
One disgruntled testee told DAILY SPORT “Covid testing my ARSE, they are just a bunch of PERVS looking to make a quick buck.”
With another anonymous testee taking to SOCIAL MEDIA saying “100 quid for a finger up the arse to test for COVID 19, dirty F**KING PERVERTS.”
Daily Sport contacted the testing company My Swab 4 Less but they declined to comment on confidentiality grounds, but after further investigation we have found out that no such company exists and the tests are indeed FAKE.
Local POLICE and trading standards have since RAIDED the facility and CLOSED it down.
As the old saying goes Sport Readers ‘If it seems too good to be true it most probably is.’ So stay safe and be careful at all times as there are too many SCAMMERS around.