DAILY SPORT WORLD EXCLUSIVE
Daily Sport has learned that health chiefs on the advise of WHO [World Health Organisation] are planning to TRAIL mobile sheep dips in SUPERMARKET car parks in a bid to stop the SPREAD of Coronavirus, if approved by the department of health all shoppers will be required to be DIPPED prior to entering a supermarket, thus eliminating need for SOCIAL DISTANCING for shoppers and reducing the MASSIVE queues currently at all major supermarkets.
What is the world coming to! First we had SCREENING TRUCKS from the NHS in car parks now SHEEP DIPS, what next mobile SPERM BANKS in PUB CAR PARKS?
DAILY SPORT have made numerous attempts to get either the Department of Health or World Heath Organisation to confirm or deny this but neither would comment, so we can only leave readers to draw their own conclusions.
As we went to press we received a tip off that the first such unit was being lined up for trial in SUNDERLAND but no pictures of its arrival have been made available at this time.