A sheet from GERMANY’S oldest BROTHEL which the owners claim is an EFFIGY of their oldest PUNTER is due to go on sale at an Hamburg auction house next week.
The grubby looking article from FICKMIESTER which claims to have operated since 1661, has been valued at €20,000 by auctioneers who claim it is a chance to own a piece of Germany’s heritage.
A spokesman for the brothel Helmut told Daily Sport “This is an historical time for us Hans Jubz was 92 when he died and this is an EFFIGY of the great SHAGGER himself.”
The Effigy has now been DUBBED the ‘Urine Shroud’ by heritage experts.
Well, well, well Sport readers who would have thought never wash your sheets and they’ll be worth 20 GRAND….. What a funny old world we’re living in and there always seems to be some RICH weirdo with cash burning a hole in their pocket to buy such SHIT.