UK Government are advising women to STAY COOL during the sudden increase in temperatures following a GUSSET fire in Germany this week which left the victim needing hospital treatment.
WHO advisor Hari Kuntz has issued the following warning “Women should keep the BUSH trimmed at all times and wear not flammable KICKERS.”
Well Sport Readers there was a time when only the AUSSIES had to worry about BUSH FIRES but who’d have thought that they could happen in Northumberland?
Our Sport babes are taking the warning serious too and have been cutting their undergrowth prior to going sunbathing.
Daily Sport spoke to a retired Fire Chief who said “We had a spate of GUSSET infernos back in the late 1970 and many women needed to be PUT OUT.”