A randy SANTA has been picture satisfying himself in TIER 4 by BUMMING a reindeer as our picture shows.
Things have got out of hand since the pic went viral with one wise ass even setting up a Rudolf social media account and posting using the # tag #MeToo mocking the Hollywood abuse campaign that Daily Sport certainly dosen’t agree with anyone doing.
Since the DRACONIAN tier 4 measures came into effect last weekend not only did Doris Jobsworth CANCEL Christmas but also put the block on festive NOOKIE too.
What a world we now live in where you can’t even have a SHAG to relieve the boredom and Daily Sport have EXCLUSIVELY learned that possible new tier 5 will also BAN all forms of SEXUAL satisfaction in even on your own, so get ready for a BAN on WANKING too.
Daily Sport wishes all readers of the NATION’S favourite family news paper a Merry Christmas and here’s to a better 2021.