Since LOCKDOWN came into effect the internet has virtually gone into MELTDOWN with the amount of people searching PORN and the weirder the better, now your Daily Sport has learnt that a new CRAZE is sweeping the web in SCARECROW PORN.
Titles such as WORZEL & THE VIRGIN and AUNT SALLY DOES DICK have appeared on PORNSITES with an ever increasing number of PERVS getting their ROCKS OFF to scarecrows doing more than scaring the CROWS.
One enthusiast Nick from Lincolnshire told DAILY SPORT “I’ve had a SCARECROW FETISH for years now and its great to see the PORN INDUSTRY finally accepting me and my fellow members of The Scarecrow Lovers Club.”
We’ve even had reports of a PERV nicked last week BANGING a scarecrow in a field in Worcestershire, the un-named man has since been charesd with lockdown and public decency offences.
There was a time you’d build a scarecrow to do just that, scare the crows, but now they are being build in large numbers by entrepreneurial PERVERTS to satisfy others sick desires. One such BUILDER calls them DO HOES!
