Daily Sport can EXCLUSIVELY reveal that the USA are planning to deploy SNIPER MONKEYS to assist in their WAR on the Coronavirus with the highly trained KILLER primates waiting to go into action at a moments notice.
The group of 100 monkeys have been dubbed GORILLA WARFARE by military analysts and germ warfare experts.
Well who’d have thought it first they were drink DETTOL and taking bleach tablets, now the YANKS are deploying MONKEY hit squads in the fight on COVID19.
What next we ask?
Well one so-called expert in TOGO has said that drinking monkey PISS is an old tribal vaccine for all VIRUSES……. Well we’ll take your word for that our old mate.