Massage parlours to re-open as Works Canteens to beat 10pm CURFEW

Daily Sport has learned of a number of KNOCKING SHOPS who have re-classified as a STAFF…

Hookers told knickers on by 10pm or get FINED £4,000

As part of the governments new STUPID 10pm hospitality business curfew, prostitutes have been warned they…

Hookers have been FUR-Lowed since March says NUNS

NUNS [National Union for Naughty Services] say their members have been FUR-lowed since March due to…

Sex dwarf has given more carers the CLAP than anyone in Britain

DWARF hooker Desire claims she has given more carers the CLAP than anyone else in Britain…