The magistrates court was the scene earlier today for 5 BRUMMIES accused of running a much…
Author: Piers Beau-Lox
No stone is being left unturned by CSA for absentee DADS even during Lockdown
Daily Sport has EXCLUSIVELY learned that a CRACK squad of CSA [Child Support Agency] officials have…
First Christmas is cancelled, Now Kevin The Carrot faces the chop
First our wonderful goverment cast doubt over Christmas 2020 and now to make matters worse everyone’s…
Cowboy of the year 2020 revealed by online builders website
Daily Sport can reveal Jimmy Morris from Telford as Britain’s worst builder 2020 as voted for…
Stockbroker BANNED from Tesco for wearing GIMP MASK plans to sue
A loyal Daily Sport reader from a POSH Surrey village has been sensationally BANNED from TESCO…
Employment tribunal go HOPPING mad at micro brewery
An employee of a TRENDY micro-brewery in Cornwall has WON his discrimination case against Hipperty Hoppity…
Shops SELL OUT of GIMP MASKS as face masks become compulsory
Daily Sport has learned that SEX SHOPS up and down the country have SOLD OUT of…
Robber KILLED victims with SANDPAPER court hears
A serial KILLER from Texas has gone on trial after admitting he used sandpaper to slaughter…
Sex dwarf has given more carers the CLAP than anyone in Britain
DWARF hooker Desire claims she has given more carers the CLAP than anyone else in Britain…